(im)Perfection
(im)Perfection is what makes us perfect.
Our aim is perfection. Sometimes the end result is, well, imperfect.
This selection of pennies just have some cosmetic challenges and might not win any beauty pageants. If you don't mind short or long tail on your penny, any of these will do just fine.
Our (im)Perfect pennies do not qualify for our (((((Fret-Free Guarantee)))) need a new saying